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Neck Bone Gravy

That creamy man gravy that she loves. Gobble gobble.
My girl is hungry for some neck bone gravy tonight. I shall feed her well.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
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Choking Bone

My roommate is always choking bone.

Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.

My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
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Keystone Bone

The act of shotgunning a keystone beer whilst having ravenous animal sex with the gender of your choosing for hours on end.
Newest celebrity sex scandal: Kevin Hart outed after video surfaces of him passing out after performing a Keystone Bone with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.
by Expired Tiddy Milk October 1, 2019
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Swedish Bonecrusher

A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.
Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020
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Agatized Dinsoaur Bone

Agatized dinosaur bones also called Gem Bone or Gem Dinosaur Bone refers to fossilized dinosaur bones that have been petrified with silica or quartz crystals which gives them their colorful, glassy appearance. This process preserves the actual cell structure of the once living dinosaur. The largest deposits of agatized dinosaur bones are concentrated in the Colorado Plateau of Utah in the Jurassic Era Morrison Formation.

A myriad of minerals add color to agatized dinosaur bone. Irons added reds, browns, blacks, sulfur added yellows, copper caused greens and blues, manganese caused pinks and pastels, and the silica cause whites and grays.

The best dinosaur gembone is brightly colored and has very distinct cells surrounded by web like patterns.

Gem bone is a rare gem material used and collected by jewelers and lapidary artisans.

A group of very dedicated gem bone collectors have labeled themselves boneheads.

The bonehead found an incredible agatized dinosaur bone vertebrae when digging in Utah.
Agatized Dinsoaur Bone is highly prized by mineral specimen collectors.

The bonehead found an incredible Agatized Dinsoaur Bone vertebrae when digging in Utah.
by jessa1155 March 15, 2010
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Pant Full of Bone

A rock-hard schlong cooped up inside one's pants. PFOB, for short.
I've got a pant full of bone right now...I can't wait to impregnate your mouth.
by Banana Stand April 2, 2013
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So Not Funny Bone

The part of the body that your girlfriend or wife possesses that somehow allows her to get offended by something you've said that everyone else in the room finds hilarious.
Wow, that joke that Joe told about the priest, the pianist and the tromboner was great, but his chick is staring daggers at him. He must've hit her So Not Funny Bone.
by SmoovJC February 4, 2014
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