Boney meat-tower

Name for a penis
All around general insult
Used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl wanna climb up on my boney meat-tower?
I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower

by 12deda November 17, 2016

Justin Bones

Someone who spends time looking at other guys at the gym hiding his boner.

Wow that guy is definitely a Justin Bones!

by JMO1916 January 23, 2020

De Bo J Bones

when a man is having sexual inter-course with a pregnant women (preferably one whom is about to pop out a little tike) while her unborn fetus simultaneously sucks his cock!

"Dude! Last night I was fucking that pregnant bitch Gabby and I'm pretty sure that I felt her baby givin me the old "De Bo J Bones"."

by Ye Olde Nigga October 16, 2008

Dead As Bones

When someone is completely deader than dead. Not like you're dead dead, but like you're DEAD DEAD. No respawn, but dead, straight DEAD like a bag of bones.

Joel got booty tickled so damn hard, he dead as bones my fellow n word.

by Un Poco March 27, 2019

bonesaw

In the golden age of the Trailer Trash Era, "BONESAWWWW!!" was a battle cry used to instill fear into an opponent's rivals, causing them either uncontrollable diarrhea, instantaneous paralysis, or instantaneous striptease as soon as the word was spoken.

The boy told his mother he heard a strange yet fierce yell out in the middle of the street. As soon as the mother heard "BUH BUH BUH BONESAWWWWWW" She immediately tossed her clothes off and grabbed her ankles screaming BONESAW!!!

by LOONER May 5, 2004

Lazy Bones

An adjective used to describe when one is too tired to be bored and yet too bored to be tired.

I'm lazy bones

by ZDBray December 18, 2014

Rolling bones

The act of making several joints. Often involves smoking said bones immediately after.

We are rolling bones tonight

by Doogal88 September 14, 2010