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cunty bollocks

A man who's trousers are pulled up so tight around the crotch that his testicals hang either side of his trouser seam similar to a females camel toe.
His trousers are pulled up so tight you can see his cunty bollocks.
by N.P.D February 24, 2009
mugGet the cunty bollocksmug.

strawberry bollock

mine large and red hung and hairy ie a strawberry bollock
by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006
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bollock

"Oi BALLBAG!!"
"Your in for a good ol bollocking"
"You fucking hairy scrotum"
<russian with 3 testicals> "ooja-nicka bollockoff"
by Stylee September 26, 2003
mugGet the bollockmug.

bollock trotter

word I made up 4 someone who has a relationship with sum 1s balls with their feet
"Jeffry that was a great bollock trotting u gave me
by Michael K May 13, 2003
mugGet the bollock trottermug.

bollock pollen

another word for a mans seed, aka semen, spunk and other variations of the word
"i have been saving my bollock pollen for a girl like you"

" i have mighty bollock pollen"
by dohbag aka luke doherty May 13, 2009
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Bollock Board

A small piece of card (maybe from a cereal box) or other similar slim item (i phone?) placed between the testicles of two lucky men giving an even luckier woman some double trouble. The board is for the less adventurous or shy man who doesn't want his balls slapping against his mates and prevents 'skin to skin' or 'bollock to bollock' contact. Could even prevent premature ejaculation for the more adventurous who enjoy said skin contact.
Rodney always dreamed of a threesome with the neighbors, but as a shy man worried about his balls making contact with Colins. Simply drawing round his testicles on an old Weetabix box and cutting out the shape gave him the perfect made to measure Bollock Board.
by The Testicle Team October 31, 2011
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Cunty Bollocks

One who is delusional about one's status,
by Steve Morriss March 3, 2004
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