Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn

"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"

by boggoblin November 22, 2014

Bog Trough

The toilet, the place you poo, the man thrown, the only place to hide from your crotch Goblins.

I am going to take me a dump in the Bog Trough

by Wraith the bever destroyer November 10, 2020

H-Bog

Horny bastard.

Well dang, Kyle I. is such an H-Bog.

Agreed.

by ohmywater May 11, 2020

Bog Rhino

An obese, very ugly, smelly, verbally aggressive and argumentative woman. Usually weighing over 200 pounds, a single mother of poor or low social class and can be found shouting swear words at her unruly kids. Considered bottom of the barrel in terms of attractiveness by men.

Paul, why did James get involved with that fat, nasty woman. He could've done a lot better? Paul: I dunno, he's always had a thing for the bog rhino's. Ewww.

by Pickled Embryo September 8, 2023

Bog cough

The cough that people having a crap in a toilet stall give to ensure you know they're in there.

I'm glad he gave a bog cough or I would have kicked that door down and shat in his lap.

by supertedsnastyuncle April 8, 2010

bog breath

A dog that eats others animals shit

Bog breath come here

by @bl.doug April 7, 2021

bog queen

"A gay man who cruises public toilets for sex."

God damn it, I hate Bob so damn much. He's such a Bog Queen!

by CptDanger88 March 13, 2016