pippa-bling

A trophy shag, to sleep with a star or very posh person who is very inaccessible.

You would then tell all your friends and effectly wear the "trophy" around your neck.

Pippa Middleton would be consider posh and inaccessible due to her sisters recent marriage...hence pippa-bling

Friend A get's phone out to show friend a picture of the very posh girl he slept with last night who his friends doubted he'd ever do due to her extreme posh-ness

A: Check out the pippa-bling I got last night!

B: Dude she is well posh....I never thought you'd nail that!

by mrlambo June 5, 2011

Lord of the Blings

A person who wears a lot of bling. Wordplay on "Lord of the Rings".

The friendly pimp whom I met in the alley was Lord of the Blings.

by Codell March 28, 2007

bling blow

The next level of Blinging, see bling for definition of 'bling'

Blow pronounced: bla-w

Your ice is bling but my piece be 'BLING BLOW'!

by Joe Shyna September 5, 2008

bling bling

any jewllery that is shiny and flashy
including silver, gold dimands, platnum, could also be fake but as long as it looks good!

BLING-BLING, money aint a thing!

by thug_b July 15, 2008

boying life

To 'boy life' is to generally be a boy about something, usually a specific action that fails miserably. To understand this term, you must first understand what 'being a boy' is: to 'be a boy' is not only to act in an immature manner, but to be generally unsuccessful at something or to to do something in such a way that it seems you have little experience of it. If you are 'boying life' then you are in the process of being a boy. The term implies that you have a dysfunctional method that you choose to live your life by, and is the cause of your failures. It is a fairly serious cuss or gun but is often recieved as a humerous statement.

Hatchin: Oi catch up you nutcase

Nick: Nah you wait up for me, i grazed my knee remember...

Hatchin: Shuuuup you f****** pussy'ole and stop boying life

Nick: (silenced)

by Hatchin7 February 4, 2008

car bling

The crap like spoilers, body kits, bolted fuel caps and stick-on window tinting that boy racers (see also pond scum and chavs) attach to their beaten up Vauxhall Novas to impress their friends.

The end result is a sheep in wolf's clothing.

Rather than buy a proper sports car, I will take this beaten up wreck and make it look like one for almost as much money.

by fubarderby May 13, 2005

hotline bling

A shiny piece of jewelry that dangles from you phone as a decorative piece.

Girl, I love that Hotline Bling studded cherry on your phone!!!

by NLuvWitDisKoKo January 18, 2016