blur job

A blur job occurs while a guy is driving and notices a girl driving the opposite direction. She might have been hot but there is really no telling at high speeds.

“Oh man! I just got a blur job and she was really hot! I think she was blonde.”

“Damn I missed her”

by Ockman May 2, 2008

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Blur

A crappy band that got buried when Oasis came to be.

Blur...extremely..sucks.

by _Noel_+_Liam_=Oasis April 18, 2006

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bluffer

A dude whose penis looks huge when it is flaccid but does not get very large once it is erect

Susie: So how was your date with Kyle? I heard he has a huge dick.

Amy: When he first dropped his pants, I thought "OMG!!" But it doesn't get any bigger once it gets hard -- he's just a bluffer

by toohot2trotpair July 26, 2009

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BlueFolf

A type of cringey blue canine

"Pulling a BlueFolf"

That bitch is such a "BlueFolf"

"You're so BlueFolf"

by ChaosEmerald23948 June 6, 2022

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"Blerf blerf blerf" is the sound a porpoise makes. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "blerf" (which, btw, is stupid.). Also not to be confused with the noise a baby porpoise makes, which is "blehblehbleh".

"there is a porpoise!!!"
"where???"
"over there!! Hear it? It's saying 'blerfblerfblerf'!!!!!!!!!"

by Mi marposa es mi novio. March 2, 2010

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