Country blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.

I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.

by Ceegeezy December 23, 2006

Country Blumpkin

Receiving oral sex while taking a dump, in an out house, from a member of ones immediate family.

"I got into the moonshine last night, went home and got a country blumpkin from my sister Darla..."

by rjpond August 30, 2007

atomic blumpkin

recieving a blumpkin while performing an atomic bomb

did you hear angela gave jimmy an atomic blumpkin

by pmoney May 13, 2005

JB Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while consuming venison and patron.

I was so wasted I actually had a JB blumpkin.

by Don Keibols April 14, 2009

Pilgrim Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while shitting (a.k.a. receiving a blumpkin) out your Thanksgiving dinner, just like the pilgrims did.

I went home for Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin from my high school sweet heart!

Dude I went to the Dome on Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin in the bathroom!

by wandat March 3, 2011

Akron blumpkin

A derivative of the blumpkin and cleveland steamer, the Akron blumpkin is when a man shits in his partner's mouth while receiving a reach around.

I think i lost 5-10 pounds when she finished giving me an Akron blumpkin.

by The 8th Street Hammer April 11, 2012

country blumpkin

Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.

Country blumpkin

"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"

by Duderer July 29, 2008