When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.
Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"
then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"
"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"
"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :
Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"
then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"
"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"
"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :
Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"
by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017
Get the Sexting blue Balls (SBB)mug. Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022
Get the Blue Ballsmug. " Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"
by anonymous October 9, 2025
Get the Blue Collar Ballsmug. When you powder your balls with blue raspberry kool aid and have your chick suck the kool aid off. Before you cum you must shout “OH YEAH!”
Yo so I was at my girlfriends house and I got blue balls.
-what how?
Well you see my chick gave me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.
-what how?
Well you see my chick gave me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.
by Shupy April 12, 2021
Get the Blue ballsmug. by Carsyndoesntownnonoblueballs December 2, 2020
Get the No no blue ballsmug. It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....
Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated
Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D
Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated
Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D
Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!
by Sinvídet May 12, 2022
Get the Ball Bluesmug. by demiantmb December 30, 2021
Get the Blue Ballsmug.