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blow hobby 

noun: term for the fellatio performed by a person who sees the action as enjoyable and pleasant, as opposed to an obligation or duty. Instead of being viewed as a task to endure just to get it over with, a blow hobby is relished and anticipated by the person giving it.
Girl #1: My boyfriend always asks me for blow jobs. I do it, but I sure don't like it.
Girl #2: Are you kidding? I love going down on my boyfriend! I enjoy just as much as he does. It's not a blow job, it's a blow hobby!
blow hobby by 16times September 21, 2009
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Blow this fucker down 

To smite someone using the unholy powers of kickass and pure rock.
Peter: HEY GUYS!
Bob: Aw fuck! It's the douchebag who follows us around all the time!
Bill: It's time to blow this fucker down.
Peter: So what do you want to do because I think you're like my friends even though you obviously hate me and stuff. And, what are you doing with those guitars and amp- OH SHIT!
*Head explodes and the corpse falls into Hell*
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blow hard 

Someone who talks a lot.
My neighbor is a real blow hard, he starts telling his stories and I can hardly get away before he stops talking.
blow hard by xrayok February 5, 2009

blow off 

to cancel plans, dates or events
I blew off my plans to hang out with my girlfriend.
blow off by A. May 13, 2005

blow for snow

When someone will give oral sex for cocaine, or a blowjob for crack.
That crack ho was so hard up she offered blow for snow.
blow for snow by PMax January 30, 2009

blow tube 

Noun. A Smoking Accessory. Often hand-held sized, made of empty toilet paper roll or Gatorade bottle stuffed with dryer sheets. Subsequent to inhaling smoke, exhale into the blow tube such that the smoke is disguised and dispersed into surrounding air. If operated properly, such substance’s smoke aroma will be incognito.
Yo dude, use the blow tube, my parents are home.
blow tube by Bob Sacamanto 13 September 19, 2006

blow up doll 

a life size thin plastic doll filled with air used for male sexual conquests. Specifically in things an average female would find offensive.
"I had a fight last night with my blow up doll, but I think I can patch things up."
blow up doll by Nick1122 November 10, 2006