chew and screw

To go down on a female and follow up by having sex.

I gave her the old chew and screw yesterday, now her vag is looser than gay guys with a bottle of milk of magnesia.

by nick1122 May 17, 2007

blow up doll

a life size thin plastic doll filled with air used for male sexual conquests. Specifically in things an average female would find offensive.

"I had a fight last night with my blow up doll, but I think I can patch things up."

by Nick1122 November 10, 2006