bloschtinkon

When your mom licks your asshole until it bleeds then sticks a fork and spoon down your urethra/uterus like a dishwasher

"Mom can I go to my Uncle's" " No Jeremy if you ask again I will give you a bloschtinkon."

by Bambi Cock February 26, 2020

Bouchillon

A person with the last name of Bouchillon is a well known and intelligent person

Girl: Ian Bouchillon is so handsome and smart.

by R3p0rtm3y0ub0t April 30, 2020

bouche dag

bouche dag
1: An entitled turdbrain.
2: A Karen/Kyle.
3: A person that happens to be dumb and narcissistic, where they think they deserve everything but the only thing they deserve is a cactus rimming.
4: A variant of the species: doucheus bagius. They are a lot dumber than the average douche bag, and yet even more entitled. They often display characteristics of Narcissism and Psychopathy.

Steve: Keven just tried to take Alex From me, by throwing what he thought was a grenade, but it turned out it was an avocado.
Mark: Well it's been a while since we had a bouche dag outbreak.

by JJ377 August 9, 2020

Blobchen

Blobchen can be used as a substitute to any verb or noun in the german language

Das ist sehr Blobchen

by CrownedClown3 August 20, 2020

Blooch

When you think it’s just a fart but turns out to be liquid crap and comes up past your vag

“Girl, I gambled and lost... just blooched myself!”

by WTF, Bro October 24, 2020

Bouch

A combination of a bed and a couch; usually formed by folding a mattress so it leans up against the wall, creating a “couch” look. Commonly used in poverty-stricken areas where affording both may not be possible.

Dude 1: How was your night? You took Jessica home, right? Any luck?

Dude 2: Man, I ain’t never going to her house again. She got a bouch!

by Ciroc_Obama November 14, 2020

blonchi

vagina

bo mama su blonchi ta dushi

by banana cu lechi November 20, 2020