Blooshnog

An urban word meaning "mad".
Often used as a word to symbolize madness.
Some people use this word when they are divorced, some with a loved one.
But this word can also be used as a symbol, a symbol of peace and happiness

Louise: Have you peed in the last two seconds?
George: No, I peed like an hour ago...
Louise: BLOOSHNOG!

Natalie: Mom, have you flossed in the last hour?
Mom: No, I only floss at night and I sometimes forget.
Natalie: BLOOSHNOG!

by LouNa June 30, 2008

Bloodstache

A mustache of blood that comes from cutting your face in a horizontal line just above your mouth while shaving.

Oh dude, you were supposed to shave your mustache for the wedding..
not grow a bloodstache

damn, that's a fine bloodstache.

by kidneyswap November 15, 2010

Blooblousted

Being shocked, disappointed, and angry at the same time

Chad: I said hi to Lisa today but she ignored me and talked to Josh instead.
"I was blooblousted"

by Jozzman April 19, 2018

Bloosh

A word with infinite meaning, almost always used as an insult.

Sally tripped and fell, what a bloosh.

by Yah Ouu Little Pump September 19, 2019

Bitemarks and Bloodstains

My or may we be this way forever?
Tell me lover what will become of the other
Bones, skin, nails and flesh
On a bed of lack of passion, a medieval consequence
They worry you with all the talk of how your not their kind
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home

There is always one more fault
Now adjust it, you must trust me darling
Subsequentially it seems you deserve more than me
They bury you while wearing garments of funeral fire
Now i'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, and I will to, and I will
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this boy
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this boy, this boy
But now I punch a wound and once again forgive my sin
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
This is forever
There is always one more fault
This is forever

Bitemarks and Bloodstains

by Spatro February 25, 2021

bloosh

A word that means blood gushing out of the pinkie toe yet covered by a thin layer of skin. Also known to drive Izzy insane.

Emy - "hey izzy!"
Izzy - "yeah?"
Emy - "BLOOSH!!"
Izzy - " AHHHHHH!!! EWWWWW!!!!"

by emis October 22, 2006

Bloons TD Battles 2

A fucking horrible game with devs that are lazier than my alcoholic mother. Literally 6 months in and still haven't fixed a bloon send bug since release.

Jimmy said "Have you heard about Bloons TD Battles 2 by Ninja Kiwi"?

Tim said "Oh you mean that motherfucking horrible game made by weed addicts that smoke crack with their mother on a daily basis, ofcourse I have".

by IceManGD May 19, 2022