1. The SS of the Kansas City Chiefs who glamorously ended the 2008 NFL season for Tom Brady in Week 1, by bending his knee the wrong way and snapping pretty much anything attached to that knee. This caused the Patriots to miss the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and drop from an 18-1 season to an 11-5 season. God knows how Brady will be in 2009 thanks to this man.
2. national hero
3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.
4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.
2. national hero
3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.
4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.
Definition 1 Example: "HOLY FUCK MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER IS BERNARD POLLARD!!!"
Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."
Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"
Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."
Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."
Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"
Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."
by t0mbreidyh8ter April 15, 2009
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They often make 'phantom' comments that confuse and puzzle the average listener.
They often make 'phantom' comments that confuse and puzzle the average listener.
Commenter 1:"im still looking for ''Bernard's'' comment"
Commenter 2:"someone please tell me who in the fuck is bernard"
Commenter 1:"fuck u bernard. u wasted 10 minutes of my life looking for your comment"
Commenter 2:"someone please tell me who in the fuck is bernard"
Commenter 1:"fuck u bernard. u wasted 10 minutes of my life looking for your comment"
by LukeHandle January 1, 2012
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like a banana but in actual fact a bernarner.
it is a backwards banana- it bends in the other direction
it is a backwards banana- it bends in the other direction
by mikeabratatatat December 7, 2007
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Guy 1: Dude, how RIDICULOUS was that mosh pit?
Guy 2: More than just ridiculous.
Guy 1: RIDONKULOUS?
Guy 2: More. It was BERNERKULOUS.
Guy 1: Whoa. That is a crazy mosh pit.
Guy 2: More than just ridiculous.
Guy 1: RIDONKULOUS?
Guy 2: More. It was BERNERKULOUS.
Guy 1: Whoa. That is a crazy mosh pit.
by HumphreyHydeIII March 24, 2010
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Noun (plural):
The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)
Synonym: skid marks
NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
Noun (plural):
The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)
Synonym: skid marks
NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"
*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"
*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"
by CitizenConcern July 15, 2016
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