Barking Redeye

Mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'. The 'bark' means to fart while your cheeks are spread.

Note: If you accidentaly shit on the floor during the Barking Redeye, your buddies reserve the right to tell everyone you know, especially women.

I stood over my roommates bed and gave him a Barking Redeye first thing in the morning.

by Fishnizzle April 20, 2007

Barking at the Tuna

The act of vomiting in a womans vagina while performing oral sex.

I was so hammered last night that I started barking at the tuna while hooking up with Sally.

by yeagerstew March 24, 2008

geek barking

The act of subjecting normal people to an onslaught of geeky jargon.

What the hell was he talking about? All I heard was geek barking.

by geekbarker August 6, 2009

barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

by bammer March 5, 2008

blackin'

Slang for "off the hook".

Look at that dude rocking the Hellsing shirt over there. Now he's blackin'!

by Real_AirCooledMan March 25, 2007

blanking

when a male or female has their genitalia ILLEGALLY completely removed leaving only their urethral opening and a blank patch of skin where their genitals once were.

Guy 1: Dude...did you here what Sally and Tom did for their 20th Anniversary?

Guy 2: No...what?

Guy 1: Well since they are done having kids, they took a trip to Guatemala and had this doctor perform a blanking on both of them to show their commitment to each other.

Guy 2: Dude...that's crazy...

by Educated Perv February 20, 2009

Blanking

The act of stepping on someone's toes and micromanaging. Can be used in place of any other word (much like a fill-in-the-blank)

Quit blanking me, bro!

My boss is really blanking me today.

by Turbo1724 December 23, 2013