1. The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.
"I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender
by Bender22 November 30, 2006
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Dave: What the fuck happened last night?
Sid: I don't know. I blacked out somewhere between Keenan Cahill and Josh Groban singing Kanye's tweets. YouTube Bender.
Sid: I don't know. I blacked out somewhere between Keenan Cahill and Josh Groban singing Kanye's tweets. YouTube Bender.
by KeenanKanye January 18, 2011
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by Mmaley May 8, 2018
Get the Spaghetti Bender mug.An extended period of excessive, recreational usage of the popular anxiety medication xanax, typically lasting for several days, though in some cases much longer. These benders are marked by short- and long-term memory loss, blackouts, binge eating, exhaustion, slurred speech, lowered inhibitions, impaired decisionmaking abilities, and bizarre behavior.
Bro, that xanax bender was so insane, I don't remember anything that happened the entire weekend!
After waking up naked in the woods behind his dorm, Jim knew the xanax bender had gone too far, yet he felt powerless to stop it.
After waking up naked in the woods behind his dorm, Jim knew the xanax bender had gone too far, yet he felt powerless to stop it.
by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009
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2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.
3. A character on the TV show Futurama.
2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.
3. A character on the TV show Futurama.
by ..WiL July 15, 2008
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"I took a massive shit yesterday... it reminded me of Dakota Bender."
"Man, that kid is a piece of shit.." "Yeah, hes a total Dakota Bender."
"Man, that kid is a piece of shit.." "Yeah, hes a total Dakota Bender."
by P Shivers November 2, 2009
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by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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