This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023
Get the Poor Man’s Bidet mug.The act of doing a handstand in the shower in order to clean one's butt-hole because they're too poor to afford a bidet.
All you can eat baked beans night at the strip club had me in the shower doing a Cirque du Bidet to clean everything up.
by JrHoodRat July 17, 2023
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They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012
Get the Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé mug.When one is using the toilet and poops, the poop falls directly under the anus of the person on the toilet and the water in the toilet shoots straight into the person's anus.
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