Slug Bench

A flat surface at about seat height, that despite being very uncomfortable is used as a bench by students. Usually whist eating.

Person 1: "Are you on a break?"
Person 2: "Yeah, slug bench?"
Person 1: "YEAH!"

by Finn McCooleo September 25, 2009

Bench Fassy

A man who disrespects or degrades other people for the validation or approval of other men.
The men who commonly fit this category are men who are in gangs or about the street life.
They don’t have father figures or disciplined guidance in their lives.

This guy only chats shit when he’s around his boys. He’s a true bench fassy.

by Arron j smith September 9, 2021

bench president

A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.

Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man

by briarbowls March 21, 2016

Edge Benched

When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!

"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"

"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"

"mmmhmmm!"

by Savannah Douglas October 26, 2011

Bench Warmer

Bench warmer means someone that doesnt play in game a lot derfor warming the bench. a bench warmer is a player of a game that isnt played and is most likely trash at the game with no playtime.

coach: sitt on the bench vithu! your trash!

vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*

by allmeraMIMI February 5, 2024

BeNcH

(1)Something you would call a friend who is more than an aquaintance, more than just a friend and more than just a best friend. A true bench
(2) a word to describe a SnAkE 🐍

(1)Person A: Heyyyyy I haven’t seen you in ages
Person B: omg I missed you so much Bench
(2) person A: omg I can’t believe she did that

Person B: ikr what a BEnCh

by A rAiSin January 15, 2019

stupid bench

A person that is so stupid and Is also some what part bitch. the bitch is the bench. But the bench is your friend. Most of the time, benches play waterpolo and have pretty good grades but are super stupid benches. Amen

Oh Valarie, you’re such a stupid bench.

by stupid bench January 30, 2019