Bed Crumbs

Blanket fuzz and other particles found in your hair after sleeping or laying in bed. Most common first thing in the morning after a good nights sleep.

Person: "You have a fuzz in your hair."

Me: "Oh, it's just bed crumbs. I should probably shower."

by PDilla January 3, 2012

Bed Hair

A hairdo that looks like you just finished having sex.

Random friend: "Whoa! Look at Hailey's new haircut! *chuckle* She's got a sexy case of bed hair going on!"

by HaileyTheMonkey February 7, 2009

bed bed bed

To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.

"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"

by G. Thomas August 9, 2006

Bed-breaker

when a man shags a woman so hard the bed cannot hold up and gives way beneath.

aww fucked amy last night man, pure bed-breaker, was great.

by billy baghands November 23, 2009

bed rape

v. The act of defiling a person's bed after they have painstakingly perfected it's making and have usually spent upwards of fifteen minutes making it. This person's bed also usually has many pillows and blankets carefully arranged upon it.

Scott: Guess what Doug did to Christian's bed after he spent two hours making it?

David: Bed rape??

Scott: Yup...

by Honky_Tonk90 May 8, 2010

bed time story

she touches his thighs as if to measure their capacity, then she sits down and kisses his face licking all of its features.
she takes his hands and shows them what to do, where to remain, reside. Her excitement produces extra saliva. Wetting his whole body. Enwrapping his cock. Suck it, he whispers. And she loves to please him. Take it in. All in. He caresses her ass gently then firmly. She ejects her love juices inviting his penetration. But before she moans for the first time she turns around and checks if he is wearing a condom.

bed time story
fictional glory

by Krkič November 29, 2019

bed buddies

friends with benefits

Rachel thought Shannon and Lucas would be bed-buddies because ice-blue eyes and brown hair are irresistable.

by Hilary Duff May 2, 2004