A pedophile in his late 20s who uses the excuse of being a track coach and history teacher to flirt with girls under the age of 18.
Ex. 1: Mr. Bush: "I broke up with my last girlfriend because she didn't know how to iron."
The real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.
Ex. 2: Mr. Bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.
Ex. 3: Sally: "When I was talking to Mr. Bush, he was staring at my tits. And I should be failing right now, but I have an 85 in his class." (fake name, real story)
The real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.
Ex. 2: Mr. Bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.
Ex. 3: Sally: "When I was talking to Mr. Bush, he was staring at my tits. And I should be failing right now, but I have an 85 in his class." (fake name, real story)
by johnanonymous April 26, 2008
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our gas prices are high cause of the war in iraq which began around this time (march) 2003 which was bush's idea. on top of that he is the reason we receive a punishment from god by having hurricane katrina slam into new orleans, not just because there were too many tweakers walking the street during the summer nights of 2005.
another one of his dumb ideas is having spring forward early the second week of march (2007) which is a half-baked idea.
our gas prices are high cause of the war in iraq which began around this time (march) 2003 which was bush's idea. on top of that he is the reason we receive a punishment from god by having hurricane katrina slam into new orleans, not just because there were too many tweakers walking the street during the summer nights of 2005.
another one of his dumb ideas is having spring forward early the second week of march (2007) which is a half-baked idea.
by half-baked March 11, 2007
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'last two FEMA chiefs were placed by GWB.'
'yeah? what background they have in emergency management?'
'huh? they from oil and bizness.'
'yeah... well those bush-berry 's
don't know how to clean their
OWN dingleberries...let alone
ours...when the shit hits the fan.'
'yeah? what background they have in emergency management?'
'huh? they from oil and bizness.'
'yeah... well those bush-berry 's
don't know how to clean their
OWN dingleberries...let alone
ours...when the shit hits the fan.'
by eurekaignem September 26, 2005
Get the bush-berry mug.The worst US president of ALL time. He supposedly was visited by the Arch Angel Gabrielle in a vison where he was told it was his god given mission to spread peace and democracy throughout the Middle East by launching a full-scale invasion of Iraq.Others say it is a mild case of downs syndrome of which he suffers while others yet say he is the antichrist.This man mislead the UN into believing that Iraq had weapons of mass distruction and that Iraq was working with Al-Qaida although it was well known that Iraqs military never recovered from the ass wuppn it got in the first desert storm and that iraq and Al-Qaida have as much to do with each other as Pepsi and Coca-Cola. George W Bush succeeded like no other president before him in destroying the reputation of the USofA and while raping the country for what it was worth he and his cronies where given all the best civilain contracts with which the became rich and enjoy an early retirement today.One would almost think this whole thing was planned from the start.A true Texas simpelton,this man was lucky to leave office when he did,the actions and decisions he made where the foundations of the economic crisis which came soon after he left office and he is the reason why today there ARE terror groups in Iraq. Thanks George,great job!
Reporter asks Mafia boss who his role models where....The Bush cabinet.
Local Mullah in Afghanistan: Why cant i threaten my neighbors with war and violence when they dont share my beliefs? Bush did....why cant i give my cronies the best jobs and the top government positions even if they are completely unqualified? George w Bush did!
Local Mullah in Afghanistan: Why cant i threaten my neighbors with war and violence when they dont share my beliefs? Bush did....why cant i give my cronies the best jobs and the top government positions even if they are completely unqualified? George w Bush did!
by ronnie3091 February 15, 2010
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by DannyRebus November 29, 2010
Get the George w. Bush mug.During the first presidential debate on September 30, 2004 a mysterious bulge was spotted under George Bush's jacket.
Many experts have speculated that Bush was wearing a "Personal Cueing Device", or what newscasters and movie makers call an IFB. A company called Comtek makes an IFB system which matches the size of Bush's mysterious bulge.
A wireless IFB (like the Comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). Prepared lines or "cues" which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.
There have been other times that Bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.
For a complete explanation of how this system works, do a Google search on these words: Comtek IFB
Many experts have speculated that Bush was wearing a "Personal Cueing Device", or what newscasters and movie makers call an IFB. A company called Comtek makes an IFB system which matches the size of Bush's mysterious bulge.
A wireless IFB (like the Comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). Prepared lines or "cues" which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.
There have been other times that Bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.
For a complete explanation of how this system works, do a Google search on these words: Comtek IFB
"Breaker 19, Breaker 19, I got a smokey on my tail....Oh wait, excuse me, what I meant to say is that I'm not concerned about Osama Bin Laden."
by Speed Racer October 24, 2004
Get the Bush Bulge mug.This triple layer chocolate cake looks like it will make an amazing dessert! *after three disappointing bites* Nope, it was just a Jeb Bush.
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