bffeae

An acronym, best friends for ever and ever.

You're my bffeae. =)

by Gurtrude Noobmen April 15, 2007

Cock Buffer

Someone who buffs cock, cleaning every inch of it with their mouth. Not unlike buffing a dirty car.

"I hate that son of a bitch Mike, he is such a cock buffer"

by Tical January 17, 2005

Jimmy Buffett

The modern-day American Dionysus known for his love of drinking and the ocean, one of the great singer/songwriters of all times.

I can't believe you haven't ever heard of Jimmy Buffett, and you think you can party.

by The Thriller December 22, 2004

Biffer

The term used to describe a female of ill repute, who's physical appearance leaves alot to be desired

Oh My God, what a biffer! I Would rather masturbate in front of my parents than go near her!!!!!!

by Mini July 23, 2003

buffet regret

The gross feeling upon completion of any nasty Buffet. Frequently related to trying to "get your money's worth," usually through consumption of multiple helpings of slimy pizza, dry chicken, fried potatoes, and soft serve ice cream atop a brownie.

Sick feeling often continues until a large bowel movement occurs.

We rocked Hometown Buffet Saturday, but I had the worst buffet regret after.

by Coupon Kid December 9, 2008

Buffeticide

Some one who is killing themselves slowly from MSG by eating massive amounts of food at the Asian Buffet everyday because it is cheap. See also Ancient Chinese Secret.

Guy 1: "Larry donesn't look so good"
Guy 2: "Of course not, he's been committing buffeticide everyday at Tom Foo's Clean All-day Eatery".
Guy 1: "Poor Bastard will be dead in a week. The General Tsao's Chicken IS good, though".

by Laxboo March 5, 2011

bffe

Best Friends For Ever, One whos very special to you and who is very amazing.

"Your my BFFE" "Your my best friend for ever"

by amber April 16, 2005