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Battery Charged

Older woman goes on a date with a young hottie and comes back to work the next day glowing and beaming and radiating sexual energy. Everyone thinks she's had some "work done" but really she's just had her battery charged!
Michelle Pheiffer in that movie "I Could Never Be Your Girl" glides into the office, glowing and everyone takes not that there is something "different about her" Her secretary says "Wow - You look great, have you had some work done?" No (beaming) - Nothing (smirk, sidewise look) She's just had her battery charged.
by hawaiitalent September 14, 2010
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Baby-Batter

C'mon sweetlips...... take a taste of my baby-batter now honey! OOOOOH...... don't you waste a drop!
by MadManManic January 1, 2007
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bartender

A term used to describe back-to-back home runs in a baseball game. Most notably heard by SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett calling out a back-to-back jack highlight.
"Matt Carpenter goes deep to lead off the game. Carlos Beltran wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH."
by Minor League Guy April 26, 2013
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slag-batter

a)The thrush like vaginal excretion of the common slut.

b)A competitive sport where young men attempt to bed more sluts than their competitors. Sport of kings...
a)What the fuck is that on your duvet? It looks like slag-batter to me.

b)This is our Chris, he's a degenerate, a champion slag-batter of the highest order.
by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
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baby batter bankruptcy

v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.
Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut
amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.
by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007
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Battery-fail

when you get a game over in a video game because the batteries in your controller died.
"Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."
by rewand0099 June 11, 2009
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