baffer

baffen is the same as rimmen or rimming ...using your tongue to stimulate the anus either of a man or woman

Ow yeah baby lick my p00per :o You are one great baffer :D

by GSnIet April 2, 2008

Bate Mate

A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.

"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"

"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."

"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."

"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"

by The Smifter March 25, 2012

bafeh

a combination of the words 'bah' and 'feh'. used to discribe bitterness, frustration and disgust at a persion, object or situation.

"hey, your dog just ran out into the street"
"bah"
"hey, you dog just got ran over"
"feh"
"hey, your dog just got ran over by that vetrinarian you called"
"bafeh!"

by K. Homeyer April 2, 2004

Barfecate

When something makes you barf so hard that your body searches to the depths of your bowels for something to puke, the result being that you vomit up your own poop (which, when evacuated in this manner, is known as barfeces).

Her 300 dollar pants were so ridiculously ugly that when I saw them I barfecated, covering them in barfeces.

by Askanadult December 28, 2008

bate my hook

To jack someone off

Lady:"im bored, what should we do?"
Fella:"Well...you could bate my hook...?"

by Pearly Pete November 22, 2009

Batenap

The act of masturbating in order to more easily fall asleep when trying to nap.

(While at school) I have nothing to do today and I'm not really that tired, I guess I'll just go batenap in an empty classroom.

by HamsterBoo April 3, 2011

Baterz

People who hate on Tim Tebow (but they don't know why?).

People who do not believe in Tim Tebow's capabilities.

"Anonymous" NY Jet players who talk smack about Tim Tebow.

Come September there will be a bunch of baterz jumping on the Tebow bandwagon.

by Tebow Muffinaire September 15, 2012