by uncledrunkie December 19, 2012
Get the Barrel Snuffing mug.When the aroused bone-ranger deviates from straightness. This is also know as BPS- bent penis syndrome. Seemingly average when flaccid, yet once swole the tummy banana takes a violent sidelong turn and becomes a kidney scraper.
When the skin flute whistles his way west.
When the skin flute whistles his way west.
Bro with barrel roll:
"Hey gurl!"
Girl that got poked:
"Boy yous be trippin. Yous got barrel roll and now I's got kidney kabob."
Girl to girlfriend: "my furanimal met gonzo last night"
Girlfriend to girl: "bitch! You's saying he's all barrel roll and shit?
Girl to girlfriend: "Barrel. Roll. And shit. Weapon of ass destruction"
Fap fap fap till he get all swole
Sneaky snake do tha barrel roll
round da back shoots de yogurt troll don't console it's just me barrel roll shit be mazing!
"Hey gurl!"
Girl that got poked:
"Boy yous be trippin. Yous got barrel roll and now I's got kidney kabob."
Girl to girlfriend: "my furanimal met gonzo last night"
Girlfriend to girl: "bitch! You's saying he's all barrel roll and shit?
Girl to girlfriend: "Barrel. Roll. And shit. Weapon of ass destruction"
Fap fap fap till he get all swole
Sneaky snake do tha barrel roll
round da back shoots de yogurt troll don't console it's just me barrel roll shit be mazing!
by Vanilla gorilla September 1, 2014
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The useless ballsacks that main this card will get it to level 14 to assert how much they love deep-throating every black dude they come pass. They will always make fun of you for using mega knight, which is queer, but skeleton barrel fuckers can't say jack shit
Friend: HAHA imagine using mega knight you queer cunt
Me: Bro, dont you main skeleton barrel?
Friend: (proceeds to fuck every dude alive)
Me: Bro, dont you main skeleton barrel?
Friend: (proceeds to fuck every dude alive)
by yourmotherlikesmen November 15, 2021
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Get the cracker barrel mug.A derogatory term used for sailors, as it is a reference to how lonely, desperate seamen would carve holes into barrels to have sex with in lieu of a woman aboard the ship.
by Chadd De Las Casas May 8, 2008
Get the Barrel Bumper mug.When two males hold their penis' together and masturbate whilst both penis' are touching the other, usually only one person has to masturbate both of them.
Male 1: Look! Johnny is masturbating himself and Bob with only one hand! He's doing a gay double barrel!
Male 2: Hot.
Male 2: Hot.
by Dude112233dt6t6iudtiusr6hj March 7, 2011
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verrrrrrry arrogant.
but why?
"Mr. Borrell, lead singer of insipid indie hopefuls Razerlight, he has recently encountered some success with his band's debut album, and has let it go to his head somewhat"
verrrrrrry arrogant.
but why?
"Mr. Borrell, lead singer of insipid indie hopefuls Razerlight, he has recently encountered some success with his band's debut album, and has let it go to his head somewhat"
"If I saw me I'd want to speak to me, too - I'd think, 'That guy looks like he's from Mars, he's somehow strangely compelling. I don't even look human".
by nahnahnah April 25, 2005
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