Barkworth 

South Yorkshire slang used as another term for penis...

Look at his Barkworth

That's a big Barkworth

Put your Barkworth away!

You call that a Barkworth?

I've seen bigger Barkworth's on rodents

Barkworth by The dinosaw May 31, 2009

Barka Dogs 

Barka Dogs are annoying children with down syndrome that started watching Barcelona play since 2009.

Hey look at those Barka Dogs barking with their stupid cancerous logic.

Barka Dogs by UEFALONA January 6, 2019

Barkifisere 

Når du vasker klærna dine med bark.

Jeg kommer til å barkifisere klærna dine.

Barkifisere by Barkern June 15, 2018

carnival barking clown 

An insult coined by democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg in a series of tweet exchanges between himself and President Donald Trump in 2020. Both are from New York.

Michael combines two insults. A carnival barker is an employee in cheap showy clothes, "barks" (yells) to attract patrons. He is usually position in a stand in front of decrepit attractions, such as freak shows and erotic dance shows.

"Clown" is just added as a typical New York put-down.

@realDonaldTrump

- we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.

I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.

carnival barking clown by Kingdragonfly February 14, 2020

Bob Barker 

Incredibly old, host of The Price is Right. Also freakishly strong, as shown in Happy Gilmore.

"I hate that Bob Barker!"
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
-Adam Sandler

Bob Barker by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004

BarkEater

1) “Bark Eater” is an English translation of the Mohican word “Adirondack,” a term the Mohawk once used for Algonquian-speaking tribes who were said to eat the inside of the bark of the white pine when food was scarce.

2) “BarkEater” is an honor camper program at Massawepie Scout Camps in the Adirondacks. One who has been initiated into the program is also called a “BarkEater.”

I love the Adirondacks and am proud to be a BarkEater.

BarkEater by Elliott777 November 17, 2010

Texas Barking Spider 

The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.

Dude enough with the ass thunder!

no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.

Texas Barking Spider by insanedockergang April 8, 2011