Bantanimo Bay

Bantanimo Bay is like Guantanimo Bay but full of banta. It is owned by the religion Bantianity and contains several Bantathedrials.

There is a king who is also the god of Bantianity and also a prophet of said religion. Getting laid is easy here and it is open to all sorts of kinky shit.

Have you been held captive in Bantanimo Bay?

by God of Bantianity May 28, 2015

bantion

Wishing to put a curse on someone due to their idiocy.

Professor Dinklebanana wouldn't let me retrieve my wife's bloomers, though her bum could have fallen off due to such chilly weather. Barnacles, I bantion him so. Very much so.

by LeJeffyChan May 17, 2017

Baston

1. a cane or stick
2. pants cut
3 school slang for a fat idiot, hopeless in love

1. Oi, get me the BASTON I can't stand up.

2. My mother wants the BASTON cut.

3. Can you not be such a BASTON.

by Yukari Akiyuma May 19, 2018

Banonkers

Something super crazy bananas bonkers
Super insane

Did you see that fight yesterday? It was

Banonkers!

She lost all her hair!

That’s banonkers!

by Dr. Sunshine Jones May 16, 2019

Bantos

2019 born word for banter in Spanish. The word was invented due to the lack of knowledge from English ignorants towards the Spanish language and the lack of banter. The word can be used just as you would use the English "banter".

The atmosphere is dead. Look at them, they have no bantos

by Ellani2019 May 28, 2019

Bantocked

There's always that one guy in the football team that's face somehow seems to attract footballs to it as though it's magnetized. The word 'Bantocked!' is often loudly exclaimed in amusement by teammates when that ball-smashed-in-the-face moment occurs. The victim is a generally a perpetually sad watery eyed fellow that can be found in the pub afterwards soothing its red swollen proboscis in a cool pint.

He was well and truly bantocked in the face by that shot.
Ouch!, he was proper bantocked there.

by five-bells-oracle November 14, 2019

Bentonville's Cool Guy

Coined in Bentonville after the Famous Drink, "Tony, Bentonville's Cool Guy" from Table Mesa. This is a term used to describe someone who is the best around

Oh, there he goes, thinking he is Bentonville's Cool Guy. Who does he think he is? Tony?

by Rovert_Krap September 22, 2020