banjo

a term used to indicate when one has to take a dump

"I really need to banjo, man" or "Excuse me, imma go banjo for one sec"

by mistersedge March 11, 2019

RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

Banjo Pranks

When you prank someone in that Huckleberry Fin Tom Sawyer kind of way.

I would have had a great time in the country if it wasn't for all of those banjo pranks! Damn squirrels think they're so funny!

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017

Banjo

Banjo is a giga chad and he will steal your girl without even meeting her and HE IS NOT A INSTREMENT.

OMG Banjo is such a giga chad

by Bunny that is very cool November 13, 2022

Banjo

1. A small ukelele type instrument
2. 4 rounds x 5 minutes

She played the Banjo while doing the Banjo

by Aquaparklover67 June 09, 2025

Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

Banjo

banjo it is normaly being used in the music site.

First of all banjo is a noun you can only creat a sentence using banjo expecialy kwa wasani....banjo kwa kizungu ni music...msani charles play banjo pafectly and i congratulate him

by ChinaDeeRapper November 02, 2019