ballshrinkium

Rare gaseous element, the inhalation of which can cause testicular shrinkage.

I'll bet Usher makes Justin Bieber take shots of pure ballshrinkium to delay his puberty!

by NotTheRealJustinBieber March 7, 2011

ballochs

Balls or testicles, commonly used as a pseudonym for talking rubbish or nonsense

"He was talking ballochs though wasn't he??" (Clive Anderson, QI, Season 1, Episode 8, 13m32s)

"I couldn't stand being around her for another second, she was talking absolute ballochs"

by B Jones 1984 January 1, 2012

Ballzhimers

Talking to young women like you are 17 when you are actually 70.

Girl one: I think that old man in the nursing home was hitting on me!!

Girl two: Don't worry about it he just has a bad case of Ballzhimers.

by mojojojo76028 March 11, 2012

BallHoe

A Football player with incredible talent who has a knack for always being around the football . Thus resulting in big plays on the field with the football ex. Touchdowns ,Interceptions ,Forced fumbles , Recovered fumbles, Kick returns , Punt block s, Big Tackles

Dam that guy makes a lot of catches on the field he must be a ballhoe

Wow where did he come from seem like he's making all the tackles today dam He must be a ballhoe

Ed Reed is always around the football and gets alot of interceptions yeah I know he's a ballhoe

Deion Sanders is known for always having the football in his hand that #21 is a ballhoe

by AlldayErrday September 5, 2012

Ballcarrier

Any male.

We vagees are so much smarter than those ballcarriers.

by Sparklesweb September 15, 2015

ballcouzi

When a male dips his ballsack in jacuzzi water and slaps another male on the face with aforementioned ballsack.

I gave Ryan an epic ballcouzi after he stole my last beer.

by E_biz November 7, 2015

Ballthritis

When you grab a guy's balls and it hurts

Louanne grabbed Tony's balls and squeezed them like he squeezes her titts , he then yelled he had ballthritis .

by Foul funny September 5, 2016