Albe Backinoff

Famous Russian mountain climber best known for retreating from every hard climb he ever attempted.

I'm feeling like this climb is a like above my head, don't think I can do this, I think Albe Backinoff.

by oh_sharpie January 12, 2010

Itchy Backitis

The sudden onset of an itch on ones back. May be random or caused by an action. The only known cure is immediate scratching by one's significant other.

I was enjoying a TV show when I was confronted by suddenly having itchy backitis.

by Dr. Vanostron May 15, 2014

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

European backdoor

When someone takes a massive escargot diarrhea shit into another person baggette favored starfish while holding a beret.

That escargot yesterday could really bring up our moral if your down with a European backdoor tonight. Or now

by Lookslikeabluewaffleday March 10, 2021

Backdoor

Butthole

Bonquisha took it up the backdoor from Cornelius

by Oh long Johnson May 23, 2013

backdoor

A piece of code built into software which allows it's creator entry. This type of system is usually unneccecary, but has two main reasons.

1. To automatically create an account with full priviledges that is hidden from the user(s) of the program, so any time they get locked out the creator can log in and solve the prblem for them (a maintenance account)
2. as above, but with ulterior motives. See spyware
3. As above, but because the software is not designed for used by it's creator.

Particularly common in movies about or involving computer hacking.

1. "The user had forgotten his password, so I had to use the backdoor and create him a clean account."

2. "The moron downloaded the program and now I'm watching his every move through the backdoor!"

3. "I was designing a new piece of control software for NASA, but I threw in an emergency backdoor as a precaution."

by Andrew Kismet February 16, 2004

Backside Ball Bag

The medial side of the scrotum; the part of the nutsack that connects into the grundle.

Man, I was jibbing that rail when I slipped out and hit my backside ball bag.

Dude, quit being such a backside ball bag.

by Dave C of Windsor MA July 23, 2008