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Awkward Beached Whale

N. In the same category as the awkward turtle, awkward flag, and awkward moose, the awkward beached whale is the act of placing one's palms face-down on-top-of each other, such that the thumbs stick out to either side. The individual then proceeds to alternately wiggle the thumbs. For maximum awkwardness, proceed to make sounds similar to that of the blue whale.

V. To do as described above.
Person 1: "Wow, I feel awkward."

Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."

Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*

"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"

*Feels exceedingly less awkward*

Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."
by captainduncan December 10, 2008
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beached whale

The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.
I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.
by spo April 7, 2005
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barched

When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.
"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."
by Kiahnkerz March 6, 2017
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Beached

The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.
Bro, somebody beached a giant in the men's room.
by Anonymous75B May 8, 2008
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Batched

Verb: To be batched
Where one receives a right royal thwacking for the purposes of an arguement, usually the person being "batched" will perceive the batching as a form of recognition and oppurtunity to gain coolness. However when a "batching" occurs it will cause much distress and bullying to the "batchee"
OMG I got batched today by my bestest buds
by mini man sicki Sam March 27, 2009
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Bachelorism

Also known as a "big, freaking brick wall of steel", Bachelorism refers to the state of being single and desperately needing to get married. The word originated from the YouTube documentary titled "Muslim Bachelorism" in which a Muslim-American youth struggles for companionship.
"I feel like my life is this road, and there's this big, freaking, brick-wall of steel, and it's called bachelorism."
by abdullahzs May 12, 2010
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Beached Baby Whale

Jane's gained too much weight; she looks like a Beached Baby Whale.
by Iodine April 4, 2004
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