my pee-pee is hard

What a small child says to their parent when they get an erection

These are called "Baby Boners"

Kid- "Mommy my pee-pee is hard"

Mom- "Oh dear god"

by Psycho_The_Rapist August 18, 2016

pee pee tail

a little girls vagina

Did you wipe your pee pee tail after making wee wee?

by Jane Bradshaw June 11, 2008

Pee-pee time

n 1: a urination difficulty that can be overcome with urination facilities.
syn: rough sledding

"Doris, pull the car over! it's pee-pee time!"

by Brian Franzen December 8, 2005

pee pee silhouette

the art of wearing extremely tight pants or jorts to strangle your nugget pouch and emphasize the outline of your moisture missile hiding underneath

Bill: How's my pee pee silhouette looking in these jorts ladies?
Daisy: Amazing, makes me wanna cram that sledgehammer in my meat curtains.

by russdaddy November 5, 2008

your pee pee small

Your pee pee small is one of the worst roast you can use against someone. Your pee pee small could kill someone. Your pee pee small is also the only come back that you can use to survive the roast your mom gay lol.

Someone: your mom gay lol
Me: your pee pee small
Someone: damn it
Me: IM ALIVE!!!

by Boned_your_mom _XD February 19, 2018

my pee pee hurts

When you cannot touch yourself because it’s against the lord

Mom! my pee pee hurts! Mom- we’ll god knows you were touching yourself and that is a sin 😡

by ur boi god February 24, 2018

ur pee pee gay

The perfect mix between the two most devastating insults your pee pee small and ur mom gay

Max: ur mom gay lol
Anton: well your pee pee small
Jacquelin: well, both of ur pee pee gay
Max and Anton immediately die

by obesity_boi August 22, 2019