When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.
The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.
The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.
The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!
Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010
Get the red alert mug.An allergy sandwich is a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich. Lots of people have allergies to nuts and strawberries. The cool people, however, do not. They know the best pb&j is a pb with strawberry j.
Lulu: Oh man, what is that you're devouring?
Ramone: It's my allergy sandwich.
Lulu: What is that? It sounds disgusting.
Ramone: You are mistaken. An allergy sandwich is the magical combination of peanut butter and strawberry.
Lulu: Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to strawberries.
Ramone: Loser.
Ramone: It's my allergy sandwich.
Lulu: What is that? It sounds disgusting.
Ramone: You are mistaken. An allergy sandwich is the magical combination of peanut butter and strawberry.
Lulu: Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to strawberries.
Ramone: Loser.
by ChesterShrub October 14, 2012
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ASLer is a term denoting a subspecies of humans. While they retain human characteristics like emotion, they fall short in many categories necessary to consider them full blown humans.
ASLers operate similar to cavemen, or, more modernly, wolves. They have a pack mentality, which assists them in achieving their main goals: pissing off other people in chat rooms and all over the internet, and having torrid sessions of badly-spelled cybersex.
The pack mentality assists these goals by making it impossible to simply pick off one ASLer with one of the strongest weapons against them, polysyllabic words. When one ASLer is attacked, the rest of the pack will use tactics like flooding the room or bailing en masse to save their asses.
The ASLer does not only exist in chat rooms; most n00bs in online games are, in fact ASLers. However, this is not a safe assumption; even the best players were once n00bs, so they are obviously all not of the subspecies.
The best offense against an ASLer is to simply not pay attention to them, although that will soon become harder and harder, as every airheaded cheerleader and down-on-his-luck skateboarder learns to use a computer.
ASLer is a term denoting a subspecies of humans. While they retain human characteristics like emotion, they fall short in many categories necessary to consider them full blown humans.
ASLers operate similar to cavemen, or, more modernly, wolves. They have a pack mentality, which assists them in achieving their main goals: pissing off other people in chat rooms and all over the internet, and having torrid sessions of badly-spelled cybersex.
The pack mentality assists these goals by making it impossible to simply pick off one ASLer with one of the strongest weapons against them, polysyllabic words. When one ASLer is attacked, the rest of the pack will use tactics like flooding the room or bailing en masse to save their asses.
The ASLer does not only exist in chat rooms; most n00bs in online games are, in fact ASLers. However, this is not a safe assumption; even the best players were once n00bs, so they are obviously all not of the subspecies.
The best offense against an ASLer is to simply not pay attention to them, although that will soon become harder and harder, as every airheaded cheerleader and down-on-his-luck skateboarder learns to use a computer.
by Dr. Tony January 16, 2005
Get the ASLer mug.An alert that is called by some one who, although was born in an English speaking country and speaks only English, is intimidated by others, especially immigrants, cultural minorities, and nerdy people, who speak the language better than he or she does.
By sounding this alert, one tries to hide the fact that others are smarter.
By sounding this alert, one tries to hide the fact that others are smarter.
Kumar: Excuse me, but to whom am I speaking to?
Larry: Whom alert! This guy is using them $10 dollar words again!
Juan: Get over yourself Larry. Not only is speaking the English language free of charge, but Kumar has only been speaking it for 6 years. What's your excuse?
Larry: Whom alert! This guy is using them $10 dollar words again!
Juan: Get over yourself Larry. Not only is speaking the English language free of charge, but Kumar has only been speaking it for 6 years. What's your excuse?
by Flagman00 July 6, 2011
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comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you
comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you
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