When you take a shit across your girlfriend's forehead - horizontally. Then smear your dick through it running it down her nose and into her mouth. Creating Andrej the Giant eyebrows on her. All of this is happening while her father is fucking you in the ass from behind while looking over your shoulder and saying "Are you alright honey!?" with each thrust into your ass. Your girlfriend keeps replying "mMMMmmmmbbbmbmbbbmmbbb" - because your dirty cock is still in her mouth.
Oh man...I caught Kevin doing the dirty Andrej with Juanita and her father Jose; it's a sight I'll never forget.
by DayTrippingThumper July 13, 2019
Get the dirty andrej mug.The new Grand Theft Auto game, which comprises 3 metropolises (each larger than Vice City), and miles of country in between. The game's central character is Carl 'CJ' Johnson, who can be morphed into anything: a chiseled gangsta, a skinny poser, or a fat slob who gets no respect.
by bigtones January 1, 2005
Get the San Andreas mug.A fault line that spans a length of roughly eight hundred miles through California. The San Andreas fault marks a transform boundary between the Pacific Plate and the North American Plate. Massive earthquakes occur on this fault line.
Contrary to what ignorant kids think, San Andreas actually exists in the REAL world as a fault line.
by Shawn Farrell November 15, 2004
Get the San Andreas mug.Spanish translation for Zeus and in some unknown languages for tang -slayer. Comes across as cocky but only seems that way because an andresis always better than you and your whole family. Known to tame wild beasts with its sleeper hold. Synonym for andres: beast mode
by trcdaddy5 October 29, 2015
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by EnchantedHeart December 7, 2016
Get the André mug.One of the most unique people you will ever meet. Due to her common name with a special twist, she tends to try to be too eccentric. Andreana is a girl that listens to strange indie music, such as The Naked and Famous, Two Door Cinema Club (not really indie), and the XX. She listens to obscure bands exactly two and a half months before they get extremely popular and mainstream, but unlike most hipsters, she doesn't care. Some may say that Andreana is a hipster, what with her love of Nutella, Harry Potter, correct grammar, and indie music. Andreana is an amazing friend, one that will stick with you through annoying boyfriends or tres penible obsessions. She swears after every other word, but she'll stay with you nonetheless.
Gangster Indian kid: "Man, this band is amazing. What are they called?"
Andreana: "The Arctic Monkeys."
*Two and a half months later, Arctic Monkeys explode in popularity at school*
Andreana: "The Arctic Monkeys."
*Two and a half months later, Arctic Monkeys explode in popularity at school*
by oh you knoooow March 19, 2011
Get the andreana mug.Whn a girl is giving you head cum in her mouth. Then she sticks out her tounge to show you "Andreas Milk".
by rchef326 July 30, 2010
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