Alright my niggas, we gonna talk about something that we all go through at night. No, it's not bad sex this time, it's even worse: Sap Hours
Now we can sit here and act like we don't listen to Drake, but in actuality 69% of Americans listen to Drake more routinely at night rather than in the morning. Let me clarify, Sap Hours occur approximately at 11 pm following your 11:11 wish to 3 am after you realized NOBODY will be responding to your texts except fellow sappers.
These drastic times call for drastic measures! You feel like your falling in your bed, crying because you can't feel anything, and listening to Drake because you can't listen to good advice! Oh, and this doesn't exclude women, whom fall under the category as well after no one replies to your pathetic mass snaps anymore! They broke the Matrix! What! This term, to me, is timeless. Well, until Drake stops making music. Then we'll just listen to the Weeknd.
Now we can sit here and act like we don't listen to Drake, but in actuality 69% of Americans listen to Drake more routinely at night rather than in the morning. Let me clarify, Sap Hours occur approximately at 11 pm following your 11:11 wish to 3 am after you realized NOBODY will be responding to your texts except fellow sappers.
These drastic times call for drastic measures! You feel like your falling in your bed, crying because you can't feel anything, and listening to Drake because you can't listen to good advice! Oh, and this doesn't exclude women, whom fall under the category as well after no one replies to your pathetic mass snaps anymore! They broke the Matrix! What! This term, to me, is timeless. Well, until Drake stops making music. Then we'll just listen to the Weeknd.
Ex. 1
(Texting) Person 1: Hey wyd
Perpetual Sapper (PS): Shit, listening to Some Time by Drake and thinking... wbu
Person 1: If you don't get up and get a motherfucking job you broke ass nigga. How sapping gonna get you money?
PS: Where am I gonna find a place hiring at 1 in the morning? How am I gonna find the girl of my dreams, I still don't know where I'm going in life!
Person 1: 🤦🏾 ♂️
Ex. 2
Boss: Employee! You're sleeping on the job! Look at you! Sleep on the job!
PS: I'm so sorry boss. I was just up all last night. Those sap hours got the best of me.
Boss: The fuck is a 'sap hour'? Is that shit gonna buy all the clients you just lost me?! Smh ole crybaby ass nigga lol
Ex. 3
Wife: Baby please come back to bed. You've been up all night, aren't you tired?
PS: Honestly babe, we need to talk. Lately, I've been listening to Drake's whole catalog, even back to his Room for Improvement days.
Wife: Where are you going with this??
PS: All I'm saying is he is saying some real things!
Wife: You've been sapping again, have you!!
PS: He's saying the truth! You know Take Care was a classic!
Wife: It was good because of the Weeknd.
PS: Drake made the Weeknd!! But that's not my point.
Wife: Then what is your point, Richard!!!
PS: I can't do this anymore!
Wife: What?!
PS: I can't live with the idea of Drake saying number 2 to Kendrick! To people with real feeli—
Wife: Fuck this, I'm going back to bed. Sleep on the couch until you make your mind up.
(Texting) Person 1: Hey wyd
Perpetual Sapper (PS): Shit, listening to Some Time by Drake and thinking... wbu
Person 1: If you don't get up and get a motherfucking job you broke ass nigga. How sapping gonna get you money?
PS: Where am I gonna find a place hiring at 1 in the morning? How am I gonna find the girl of my dreams, I still don't know where I'm going in life!
Person 1: 🤦🏾 ♂️
Ex. 2
Boss: Employee! You're sleeping on the job! Look at you! Sleep on the job!
PS: I'm so sorry boss. I was just up all last night. Those sap hours got the best of me.
Boss: The fuck is a 'sap hour'? Is that shit gonna buy all the clients you just lost me?! Smh ole crybaby ass nigga lol
Ex. 3
Wife: Baby please come back to bed. You've been up all night, aren't you tired?
PS: Honestly babe, we need to talk. Lately, I've been listening to Drake's whole catalog, even back to his Room for Improvement days.
Wife: Where are you going with this??
PS: All I'm saying is he is saying some real things!
Wife: You've been sapping again, have you!!
PS: He's saying the truth! You know Take Care was a classic!
Wife: It was good because of the Weeknd.
PS: Drake made the Weeknd!! But that's not my point.
Wife: Then what is your point, Richard!!!
PS: I can't do this anymore!
Wife: What?!
PS: I can't live with the idea of Drake saying number 2 to Kendrick! To people with real feeli—
Wife: Fuck this, I'm going back to bed. Sleep on the couch until you make your mind up.
by DuckSick6969 May 31, 2017
The volume of alcohol which can be consumed within one hour.
Similar to "light year", vodka hour is not a description of a temporal unit, instead it refers to the universal constant of the volume of vodka consumable within a full hour.
Similar to "light year", vodka hour is not a description of a temporal unit, instead it refers to the universal constant of the volume of vodka consumable within a full hour.
Guy 1: "Dude, we've drank a lot of Red Bull, how much vodka will it take to even it out?" Guy2: "A quarter of a vodka hour I reckon"
by vodka drinker March 03, 2011
1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.
2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.
2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.
1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.
2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.
2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.
by Bastard child of Nicky August 11, 2008
"it's Bounty Hour babe"
by Peter_Andersen_ June 19, 2023
by zXFLASXz August 19, 2019
a unit of one hour's work by one person's thumbs or fingers, especially within the context of interacting with a smartphone touch screen
The number of thumb-hours spent on cell phones and tablet computers has skyrocketed in the last few years.
by S. Sheldon April 08, 2011
While a regular hour has sixty minutes, a Facebook-hour is usually shorter; due to the unnecessary amount of time spent on Facebook when one should be doing other activities.
It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
Mark: Why did it take you five hours to do your math homework yesterday?
Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time
Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?
Tim: Yes
Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time
Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?
Tim: Yes
by Norway90 March 07, 2011