Alberta

It's a part of Canada, often referred to as the Texas of Canada due to the fact that it's fucking packed with oil. Everyone there is a rich ass hole, or a wanna be rich asshole. An albertian can attempt to make friends, but loses them quickly to their cocky nature and asshole behavior.

Man Alberta Canada fucking sucks, it's cold and everyone there is a damn asshole!

by Pelly January 27, 2015

nerd alert

when a nerd is coming ur way!

nerd alert

by gretchen August 31, 2003

Alerah

Alerah is an amazing girl who can do lots of tricks and stuff. She could like be an Olympian, and make you laugh and drop kick you in the face and be the bestest friend in the world.
Alerah is the kinda girl you wanna get a beach house with after your husbands pass away. You’ll be forever thankful for an Alerah if you meet her, and to not have a definition of her name would be cruel.

I love Alerah, she’s my bestfriend

Alerah can do cool tricks

Id marry an Alerah

Alerah I’m gonna be your manager for the Olympic and make money off you

by JaCkie Dorst December 17, 2019

Amber Alert

The act of dedicating in bed and blaming it on the dog

Omg I woke up and you totally pulled an amber alert, nuh uhh it was the dog

by Maxwell P. Thurstington April 27, 2022

Alberta Jellyfish

A used condom found floating in a lake or river.

Man I was rafting the other day and ran into an Alberta Jellyfish! Now I gotta get tested!

by damar1985 September 15, 2009

skirt alert

yelled out when there is a sudden cyclone surrounding u and ur skirt goes up to show "the only knickers left" for all to see.it warns the other skirted females or transexuals
around u

breeze.."skirt alert!"

by Angie G April 29, 2002

Albertans

Those residing in Alberta, Canada. Worst drivers in the world. Unable to handle curves in the road, intersections, hills, and going at least 10 above or below the posted speed limit.

Albertans cannot drive

by -Katie July 20, 2008