Alcohol 

A toxin typically derived from the fermentation of sugars in various fruits or vegetables. This is then distilled and utilized in a variety of ways in order to render a shitty day forgotten, make unattractive women appear more appealing and ultimately dull the pain of your disappointing life.

Chap 1: My old friend I have had the foulest of days.

Chap 2: Perchance we shall consume our alcohol.

Chap 1: Quite!

Alcohol by Doomy_McDoomdoom October 1, 2008

Alcohol AIDS 

The act of depleting your immune system completely due to days of constant alcohol intoxication, thus leaving you susceptible to any illness that befalls you.

"After binge drinking all week long he ended up catching the swine flu. Must have been because of the Alcohol AIDS..."

Alcohol AIDS by Spanks Malone November 30, 2009

Alcohol 

Most commonly used form of truth serum!

Lucy: "Tell me what happened, or I'll alcohol the answer out of your a**?"

Alcohol by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010

alcohol 

A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).

You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol!

alcohol by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

alcoholarious 

Something that is funny or causes significant laughter or merriment, and which is a result of alcohol consumption.

It was alcoholarious when he got his ass booted out of the nightclub last night.

alcoholarious by LoveDesign December 16, 2009

Acroholic 

n. A person suffering from the need to make acronyms out of every phrase they write or say.

"Hey man, are you still dating Christina?"

"No. I had to break up with her because she actually said 'LOL' when I told her a joke."

"Damn, she's such an acroholic."

"WTF."

Acroholic by jimmybuckets July 10, 2010

Alcohol Poo 

When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"

Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"

Alcohol Poo by Meowfriend February 25, 2013