National Accidents Day

A day when anything and everything is an accident.

Oh shit Eden Clark was born on October 18! That’s National Accidents Day!

by Evan Hoffman October 17, 2019

car accident hot

A human who is hot enough to cause a car accident due to rubberneckers.

Yeah, she’s hot, but she’s not car accident hot.

by talktodrmusic November 23, 2020

Brief Accident

When somthing has happened to you by your briefs this could be a wedgie.

One day i was at high school and it was dinner, i saw the school bully but i thought they didnt see me. Sadly i was the bullys main target and saw me right when i was not expecting it. At this moment i new there was gona be a brief accident. The bully and some of there friends dragged me to the changing room and hung me on the coat pegs by my briefs. This was a proper brief accident.

by King Bob the second July 30, 2021

Arizona Accident

When a person moves to Arizona for college, only to drop out and get knocked up by their cousin, quite the Arizona Accident.

“Yo, you hear what happen to Lauren? Bitch went to the University of Phoenix for school, got knocked up by her cousin, then had the balls to come home for Christmas with an Arizona Accident still growing in her belly, she couldn’t wait to tell the rest of the family!”

by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021

drinking accident

An injury you wake up with but do not remember getting during the inebriated previous night.

Yeah Mindy’s sprained ankle was clearly a drinking accident; she doesn’t remember being naked either.

by BDE Shade March 17, 2022

Potty training accidents

Such as peeing on yourself.

Since I wasn't a newborn, I always held my pee to put on my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants, and relieved my potty training accidents of pee inside my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants!

by Turo Fernandez June 10, 2019

Dyslexic by accident

Somebody who misreads something

"Don't judge him, he's dyslexic by accident"

by KP2003 March 25, 2020