Shitty alchemy

When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.

Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!

by Shitty alchemy June 21, 2021

Climate Alchemist

Any scholarly individual for the past 100 years that have claimed that the world was going to end due to climate change.

Look. Another climate alchemist trying to figure out climate charge, but just can't seem to do it.

by Lord Raif Woulson November 9, 2021

Cluster Ache

A Person who is always talks and gives other people headaches.

"The next-door neighbor won't stop talking about his collection of music, he's such a Cluster Ache!!"

by TheResearcher March 9, 2023

Tortuga head ache

the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum.

collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break".
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .

by nessy gen 3 January 10, 2018

FURRUA METEEEL ALCHEMMMMISTO BRUDDA HOOD

the ultimate way to say fullmetal alchemist and only a god of speech 100 can even think of it

hey wanna watch FURRUA METEEEL ALCHEMMMMISTO BRUDDA HOOD

them: ;-; sure bro.....

by lord twigo sama's servent March 9, 2021

Well... ashemeshare

What someone would say when they are content with what's going on around them or happy with an answer or idea.

P1. Your room is looking tidy
P2. Well... ashemeshare

P1. How was dinner?
P2. It was great.
P1. Well... ashemashare.

P1. We are going to the zoo today.
P2. Well... ashemashare

by Bat_Foz December 25, 2021

Alchemist

Typically defined as a scientist who can allegedly convert any everyday object into gold, the more modern definition is as follows:

Alchemist: The leader, or head man/woman of the under-aged, underground alcohol trade. One who is able to turn money into alcohol through the networking of older non law-abiding citizens who will buy liquor and beer for younger affluent teenagers. Instead of being able to turn objects into gold, he/she can turn money into alcohol aka the gold of the youth.

Girl: "Hey Brad, would you pick me up a 5th of Malibu rum?"

Alchemist: "Why, of course, I can have that for you in 2 hours. I just need the cash."

Girl: "Of course, here is 20 dollars."

by Yumyumrum July 24, 2009