tumble dryer abortion

The tumble dryer method is where you put your newborn child in the tumble dryer and max out the speed

I just used the tumble dryer abortion method on my neighbours kids

by LegaliseAbortions January 1, 2022

Failed Abortion

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.

"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."

by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019

Oral abortion

Fucking a really pregnant girl and the baby inside her sucks your dick

"Sorry to here about your loss how did u lose ur daughter"

"I knew she was going to be retarded so I gave her an oral abortion"

by Caitlin Jenners third nut April 20, 2017

late-abortion

A child who is unwanted by their parents leading to rejection.

'Gary wanted to be a girl, his father made him a late-abortion.
'Look at Gary, he's a late-abortion

by robster the lobster May 17, 2018

Falcon Abortion

The act of falcon punching a women in the gut/crotch upon discovering they are Pregnant in hopes of giving them an abortion.

Gf: Guess what? I'm pregnant

Bf: What! Fuck time for Falcon Abortion
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

by Adolf Jesus hitler November 1, 2010

Pro-Abortion

One step beyond pro-choice. Polar opposite of pro-life. Origin: I hate sharing my shit with my younger siblings. I wish those bastards would have been aborted.

mom-"Share your shit with your brother, boy"
me-"God I wish you would have fallen down the stairs."

by AdamH April 1, 2005

Drano Margarita Abortion

The cheapest, classiest way to induce early termination of an unwanted pregnancy. Make a margarita, and add 1/2 cap of drano for every two weeks she has been pregnant.

Kevin B: Damn, Sheila says she is pregnant, and she is too religious to get that little bastard sucked out.

Bart: Looks like that bitch is beggin for the old Drano Margarita Abortion.

Kevin B: Does it work?

Bart: 60% of the time, it works every time. Its a family tradition going back to my fillandering grandfather.

Kevin B: You are full of magical ideas my friend.

by The Solution April 5, 2008