food abortion

1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.

2. The bulimia of 21st century.

3. Food toss to stay fit.

Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.

Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'

by Lynda Willis October 7, 2013

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

spooky aborted

all fetuses conceived on halloween night that got aborted

i heard jenny has a spooky aborted

by _.spooky._ April 24, 2020

social abortion

The act of cancelling all social media accounts.

I’m tired of all the drama on Facebook, time for a social abortion!

by 6stringWoody August 4, 2020

Overgrown abortion

A person who is so stupid that their lack of intelligence goes off the charts. This person really should have been swallowed.

Mother: Stop watching My Little Pony porn and mow the lawn you overgrown abortion. This is why your father killed himself.

by paul8m3 February 7, 2022

Rollercoaster Abortion

The act of purposely riding a roller coaster while pregnant to induce a miscarriage.

Ugh, abortions are so expensive

Why not just go to an amusement park and get a rollercoaster abortion

by lil_negronian July 20, 2021

Failed abortion

zenitsusbigjuicyass79

Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion

by Redsis The Weirdo June 6, 2021