The number of people you've had sex with. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a bed. One's bed count can be reduced by adjusting for Fractional Sex experiences. Bed count is similar to Head Count, the number of times you've performed oral sex.
Claire: "I so wanna fuck that Kyle guy, but I'm already up to four guys. Five's too high for a bed count."
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"
by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007
Get the Bed Countmug. by 5stars October 22, 2007
Get the Bed-stuymug. Any member of one's chosen gender that makes it into that piece of furniture ordinarily used for sleeping (or, alternately BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED). A bed-buddy's purpose is usually sexual in nature, although s/he may also be a cuddle provider.
Often abbreviated as "BB."
Often abbreviated as "BB."
She shook her head when asked if she and Alain were dating; he was simply a bed-buddy, and nothing more.
by Jess Park February 22, 2004
Get the bed-buddymug. 1. Your friend who you find attractive enough to sleep with yet refuse to date for some reason or another. See friend with benefits.
2. Ex-Girlfriend/Boyfriend who still shares your sleeping space.
2. Ex-Girlfriend/Boyfriend who still shares your sleeping space.
1. Hey babe, I'm cold. You gonna be my bed buddy tonight?
2. Yeh Jack, I haven't been sleeping well. My fucking bed buddy has been stealing my covers, stupid twat.
2. Yeh Jack, I haven't been sleeping well. My fucking bed buddy has been stealing my covers, stupid twat.
by JJB-Semli March 17, 2008
Get the Bed Buddymug. To go to bed; to go to sleep.
by Jasian66x December 16, 2008
Get the Bed upmug. A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.
Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.
by PMax April 22, 2010
Get the oyster bedmug. A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.
by Dauntless December 25, 2005
Get the bed pressermug.