an ugly disgusting bedbug/cum/blood/piss/shit covered mattress left on the curbside and a parkdale,toronto pair of retards who named their band after said discarded mattresses and use them as billboards to spread their bandname spraying such slogans as -i did your mom on a.../leave a dna sample on a.../maintain erections on a...etc
by nasty mattress September 24, 2016
Get the nasty mattressmug. A pet usually a dog or cat that is only found cute or adorable by its owner. A nasty pet is often seen at a friends home where it will start to rub their greasy ass fur and diseased eyes all over you the second you enter the home. Your friend wont get them off of you but instead smile and think that it is cute.
I almost threw up when I smelt that Nasty Pets breath.
my friends Nasty Pet shit all over the carpet and then ate it my friend thought it was so cute.
my friends Nasty Pet shit all over the carpet and then ate it my friend thought it was so cute.
by Dr. J3 May 15, 2012
Get the Nasty Petmug. by McChickendick April 22, 2020
Get the Nasty Ianmug. To be so incredibly drunk and/or high to the point where one must abruptly take a massive dump, unexpectedly vomit, and then inevtiably pass out. In that order.
"Dude, that guy sure is messed up tonight! He made a big fool of himself."
"Yeah, he's got a bad case of the Nasty Skaggins."
"Yeah, he's got a bad case of the Nasty Skaggins."
by Andy P. Facto June 10, 2007
Get the Nasty Skagginsmug. A man who sparks your flame in the bedroom by doing all types of shit you didn’t know you were into.
Examples: Spitting in your mouth, making you swallow his babies, force fucking you, eating your ass, licking your toes, switching positions constantly, shoves their tongue down your throat while kissing you all in one night.
You’ll be thinking about that dude for years and wanting more all the time.
Examples: Spitting in your mouth, making you swallow his babies, force fucking you, eating your ass, licking your toes, switching positions constantly, shoves their tongue down your throat while kissing you all in one night.
You’ll be thinking about that dude for years and wanting more all the time.
Girl, he had me doing all types of shit. He made me cum with his mouth, that dick, and everything else he was using. Shoved his fingers down my throat and made me swallow his babies then let me finger his ass. He’s a nasty nigga.
by Q-Nick April 2, 2022
Get the Nasty Niggamug. 1)When spunk/cum is fermented for three or more days then secretly introduced and mixed into coffee beans for a unfortunate victim/victims. Coffee is then brewed and the consumers then unknowingly injests the nasty brew.
2) a fermenting saved load cosumed in a beverage, usually coffee.
3) When your friend zoned but you still want them to taste your cream.
2) a fermenting saved load cosumed in a beverage, usually coffee.
3) When your friend zoned but you still want them to taste your cream.
by Bc's Roofie dealer December 23, 2018
Get the Nasty Seattlemug. My girl was feelin stuffy, so i gave that bitch a nasty netty.
Whenever i want a blowjob during cold season, I have to give my girl a nasty netty first.
“Babe don’t worry, if a hot shower doesn’t work, i can always give you a nasty netty.”
Whenever i want a blowjob during cold season, I have to give my girl a nasty netty first.
“Babe don’t worry, if a hot shower doesn’t work, i can always give you a nasty netty.”
by Brentephania October 8, 2018
Get the A Nasty Nettymug.