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Jordan

A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.
Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
by Freddy6424 July 3, 2020
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Jordan

An amazing guys or girl. Has a big heart. Sometimes rude but mostly nice.Cares when people feel sad trys to make them feel better . SUPER CUTE . slim and sexy. And has muscels.
boy 1 hey thatts nice.
boy2 im a jordan.
by yaya1009 July 17, 2016
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Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.
"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."
by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018
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Jordan

biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.
Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
by DecBow February 6, 2020
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Jordan

When you meet this person called Jordan, he may give you the shady vibe, but once he gets comfortable towards you things change from there...You notice those gleaming eyes and that nice smile, which are one of his best features. He can be quiet at first but it's probably the vibe that he received from you, so he'll do it in return. Jordan is the most handsome man you can ever meet with the best personality. You start to fall in love with him quickly, with only a few times chilling with him. When being in a relationship with him, he'll light up your world and bring out this different you ( in a good way). You literally feel in this place called paradise with him. He'll make a couple mistakes along the way, which you'll forgive him for that because your in this stage where you've fallen in love with him and all you care about is not losing him... He will truly make you feel special, but have an eye on him because all these girls be looking at him like a piece of steak!
Jordan is just perfect in many ways.
by goddesssalex July 20, 2018
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Jordan

A boy who you can trust, he is funny sweet, and very chill. He is so vibe but sometimes he´s is only a friend. He has a reasonable home life and is usually white with brown hair, brown eyes, and is a little short. He makes memes and is so cute. So many girls like him but he decides to say no one loves him! He is athletic but lazy, probably a runner or basketball player. You should befriend one of these guys because they are bombing
Rylee: I just asked out Jordan!
Sean: Bro, what did he say?
Rylee: Dang it! He friendzoned me!
by Cassidy31 November 4, 2020
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Jordan

Someone who is the coolest in the group.
Wow Jordan is definitely the "Jordan" of Bro-Reich.
by Idkbroos February 16, 2017
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