by meeeeeeeeeeeeee333e3e3e June 23, 2010

Zoo tycoon is the most epic game ever fucking made. It involves creating a zoo where you can have animals and peasants come to pay money just to see them. This is one of the only games that you can actually put a monkey in a desert habitat and watch as it tries to adapt. The best part is even though you can feed them, only liberals actually feed those fucktards. You can even buy slaves if you want.
Some kid: hey did you play zoo simulator
1337 gamer: dude what even is that Zoo tycoon 2 is where it’s at you filthy peasant
Some kid: I feel small compared to the vast gameplay and epic graphics of zoo tycoon.
1337 gamer: dude what even is that Zoo tycoon 2 is where it’s at you filthy peasant
Some kid: I feel small compared to the vast gameplay and epic graphics of zoo tycoon.
by Trumpthecoolkidswagger March 19, 2019

by godamnspaghettios February 18, 2021

by Some b0die June 3, 2021

"Sir, i would like to say that thine home-made pizza is divine."
"I guess thine could say it is "Zoo Wee Mother". Isnt it?"
"Zoo Wee Mother!"
"I guess thine could say it is "Zoo Wee Mother". Isnt it?"
"Zoo Wee Mother!"
by Miller, Dave December 19, 2020

by That one Broken guy. November 13, 2015

Some shithouse place outside of Sydney, famous for its wild animals and 10 cent hookers.
It is said to have more AIDS than Africa.
It is said to have more AIDS than Africa.
A: Dude, where do you live?
B: harrington park zoo.
A: Oh yuck im getting away from you, i might get AIDS.
B: harrington park zoo.
A: Oh yuck im getting away from you, i might get AIDS.
by themonopolygie October 18, 2008
