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your mom

Brother:What you doing after moms funeral today?
Me: YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!
by your mom 72 December 1, 2016
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Your Mom

The best answer to any possible question or comeback

Teacher: what is the square root of 69

Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night

Teacher: stop! that is enough!

Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!

Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot

Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom
by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019
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Your Mom

The word that describes how big the universe is. Is so fat that a black hole couldn't suck her in.
Ben - Yo, how big is the universe?
Alex - The size of your mom.
by TheBrödMan March 9, 2020
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your mom gayyyy
by cutegirl0612 October 29, 2019
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Your Mom

Possibly the worst comeback in history that you can say, but everyone thinks it is so funny
I was talking to Nolan and called him a dumbass, and he said Your Mom is a dumbass.
by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016
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your mom

psst..she's gay...
your mom is gayer than me and that's saying something
by Katdragon March 19, 2022
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Your Mom

The word for answering some questions.
But make sure not to say "WHAT are we doing today?" Because someone can answer " I said WHAT not WHO."
Q. Who are we doing today? A. Your Mom/Mother/The female version of the parent.
by AssBurgers789 April 7, 2015
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