Yogurt Shopping

Letting a girl shit in your mouth.

John went yogurt shopping last night.

by joe joun September 7, 2005

Yucky Yogurt

Male Ejaculate. Cum, basically. Like... from a dude

Sorry about the Yucky Yogurt shower

by eggman789 November 8, 2007

youngin yogurt

The product of ejaculation: the combination of ejaculate and semen

Wife: Forget Fage, serve me up some of your youngin yogurt please!
Husband: You got it honey

by 7Lathrop April 5, 2011

face yogurt

Creamy white puss from a zit.

God damn it! Pizza Face left face yogurt all over the bathroom mirror again!

by Zit Man July 28, 2006

sink yogurt

Semen; refers to the result of ejaculation, presumably masturbatory, into a vanity bowl, basin, or sink. A term from Dublin.

"Lads! I'm mortified! Me Ma found me sink yogurt in the hall jacks'!"

by KO'H July 20, 2006

yogurt vagina

When you put cold yogurt on a spoon and shove it inside a woman's vagina.

Ex. "She was moaning so loud when I gave her the yogurt vagina!"

by TheSilentStalker July 7, 2016

Yogurt on the Keyboard

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.

Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.

by DeliriousDavid August 9, 2016