Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024

wanking in windale

when atlas is driving through windale, wanking with cops watching other he has left his fathers house.

atlas was wanking in windale the other day again

by gem gem December 7, 2024

Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.

"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"

by Timothy Anthony cheeseington April 1, 2025

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

Winking

When your anus is winking spasmodically post anal intercourse with your loved one.

David was "winking" post a long session with his partner Fabio.

by ImAwinker May 7, 2025

Winking it

When a black twink is gooning during a race

Omg that guys winking it

by luke2011@ June 29, 2025

pinky wanking

to wank whilst holding ones pinking out such as when you drink tea also referred to fancy in your pants wank.

hey i was at this posh orgy last nite

did you make sure you were pinky wanking

of course

by mason54m May 30, 2010