B. Wrecks

Short for Botoxasaurus Wrecks. Refers to a particular kind of woman. She is late 40s to early 50s in age, but dresses like a teenager. She has had some sort of cosmetic "enhancement" that makes her body look unnatural in proportion. B. Wrecks is perma-tanned, wears sunglasses indoors, and treats those around her as if they were less than dirt. Prances around on high heels (even when going to the drug store) and carries her Louis Vuitton/Coach/Dooney & Bourke bag in the crook of her elbow, forcing her posture into that of the T. Rex.

"If that B. Wrecks doesn't get off her damned cell phone when I'm ringing her out, I'm going to slap her - and her little dog, too."

"So pathetic to see a B. Wrecks in the rain. I'm sure she's sad that she looks like a zebra now, but you sure can't tell from her expression."

by lautaylo March 30, 2010

Wrecked Yourself

When you crapped your pants and that has the effect of ruining your reputation or your "cred."

"Oh no! My rental tuxedo!" shouted Kelvin after he crapped his pants during his own wedding.

"You just wrecked yourself!" yelled best man Paul Ray David.

"King Wins!" muttered Jeffery.

by Paul Ray David September 14, 2011

Massachusetts wrecking ball

A dingleberry (small piece of poop) stuck in one's pubes.

"How.. HOW DID HE HAVE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE FRONT?!"

"The ol, Massachusetts wrecking ball"

by wtf-m8 March 22, 2020

shit wrecked

the term referring to a high school student after they have gotten there ass kicked

if theo doesn't quit talking shit to the varsity football team he is going to get his shit wrecked. he should listen to his Arabian fuck body mihali and quit talking shit. he should be concerned about his saftey.

by Timmayyy December 15, 2008

Austin Wrecking Ball

A sexual act, in which the man, nearing the climax of particularly dirty sex, suddenly empties a bottle of celebratory champagne, smashes it on the ground, pulls out, and befouls the girl while yelling, "Biiiitch!"

After partying hard all night long, my boy Joey made like a Sex Panther and woke up the entire house by giving her the ol' Austin Wrecking Ball.

by SookySmoov October 8, 2014

Home-wrecking whore

Someone (usually female) messes with your spouse, causing them to leave you.

K. Lovett is such a home-wrecking whore. I fucking hate her. She took a man away from his family. Fuck her.

by Not.ur.average.human September 2, 2016

catch wreck

to get beaten, either literally or in a rap battle. popular in rap lyrics. (see urban dictionary entry for "wreck")

he kept talking shit about that crew, next thing you know, he caught wreck.

mess with my crew and you'll catch wreck..

by quinn__ September 11, 2006