windows XP

The first time microsoft didn't make an os JUST LIKE the one before it but gave it a different name.

WOW Windows XP actuily IS different and it ALMOST works.

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

Windovia

A superhero capable only of creating light breezes and hiding really well.

*A breeze blows all of your papers off your desk*
"Damn you Windovia, where are you hiding?!"

by Stuff@Stuff August 14, 2008

windshield wash

When a chick gives a man head or hand while wearing sunglasses, when he cums, he squirts it all over the glasses and "washes" them.

Sheila: daaaamn tom gave me the windshield washer last night on my marc jacobs
Betty: I wish brady did that!

by aries:) April 23, 2009

Windsor, VA

A little country town in Isle Of Wight county filled with mostly rednecks. If you don't like rednecks, then move away.

I live in Windsor, VA.

by LWebWillis January 24, 2011

Windshielding

When recieving a blowjob from someone with glasses, you pull out and cum on their glasses.

I was getting great head from this girl with some sexy glasses on and I knew I was going to be windshielding her all night.

by Donjavaman August 6, 2011

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

winds field

The foul breeze that blows across the plains of your posterior.

winds field - A release of gas.

by Joncin December 10, 2013