100% Pure and Fresh Epic Win 

Something so awesome words cannot describe, generally accompanied by a large explosion

1: "Dude I just fired all the superweapons on C&C 3"
2: "That's 100% Pure and Fresh Epic Win"

100% Pure and Fresh Epic Win by 19:16 December 22, 2009

noob tube for the win 

When a person uses a n00b tube (grenade launcher) to win at a video game. Never takes any skill at all and people always complain.

Eric: " noob tube for the win."
Cavs: " wow no skill use a real gun."

noob tube for the win by Larsonslike July 7, 2008

Irwin Sure-Win 

n. a bet won against impossible odds. The expression is derived from the untimely and unlikely death of the late Steve Irwin.

Jonathan pulled an Irwin Sure-Win at the casino last night.

Irwin Sure-Win by tneveca August 29, 2009

you win 

I wanted to see you and you don’t want to see me so (you win ) and I don’t

I wanted to see you and you don’t want to see me so (you win ) and I don’t

I call you up and say hey come look at these baseball cards I wanted to see u no hidden motive I’m honest from the beginning and you start fighting with me and want me to drop them off to you so you win because I wanted to see you and you don’t want to see me it’s always the person who doesn’t get what they want that loses

you win by Prada princess June 11, 2019

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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys

f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 insert prt sc delete tab qwertyuiop\ pg up Capslock asdfghjkl;' enter pg dn shift zxcvbm,./ shift end ctrl fn win alt space alt ctrl left arrow up arrow down arrow right arrow

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Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series? 

A funny way to say no.

Johnny: Dad, can I have a car?
Dad: Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series? by pollyumanana August 5, 2012

I am teh win 

Translates from internet slang to "I have Beaten you in a quarrel" or more directly as “I am the winner”

Often used in the “real world” for comedy effect.

steam player 1: where are yoo
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one

I am teh win by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2006