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wallet licker

Someone who loves money so much they are unable to think or communicate about anything else
I was surrounded by a bunch of wallet lickers in the luxury box at the game, I felt very out of place.
by AdamTexas January 13, 2014
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Wallet Fossil

An unused condom that has been tucked away in a wallet for so long that it's actually fused with the leather, and must be carbon dated to determine the era in which it was intended for use. A wallet fossil should not be discarded as it may be worth money on the collector's market, or at least holds value as nostalgia for the days you still held out some hope for pussy.
"The date had not gone well, and Laura felt an awesome wave of relief when their waiter finally appeared with the check. As Chad took out his Harley-Davidson wallet to pay, Laura noticed a scuffy ring-shaped extrusion on it that can only be produced by a long forgotten wallet fossil. Suddenly it all made sense to her."
by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015
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wallenpauapack

Wallenpaupack area school district is actually the worst. it’s full of too faced bitches and pussys. There’s almost a fight every week in the high/ middle school.
“bro did u hear about that fight at wallenpauapack?” “yea dude that school is full of bitches and dicks”
by your local bitchass November 20, 2018
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waleedah

A beautiful girl .very straightforward and kind. A little nosy but loving and caring. Kind to everyone
Waleedah is laughing joyously again
by Waleedahty June 10, 2019
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Wallem

Wallem is the scariest thing imaginable. He’s a ghost and a myth, an urban legend. His name is only whispered, no man dears to speak his name. If you’re alone with Wallem he’ll kill you with ease.

You can find this monster at wallemtunet, a really scary place, which once was the home of Wallem.

Just pray you’ll never run into Wallem at night at Wallemtunet. When it squeaks in the floorboards at Wallemtunet just run.
Wallem ohhh so scary
by Wallemlover April 10, 2020
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Wallet Assault

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!
by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. January 28, 2020
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Wallem

Wallem is the scariest thing in the world, an urban legend so feared across the world. He lives in the wallemtunet mansion, and his ghost lives on in the house. And he haunts the people who entre his home.
When you hear squeaking in the floorboards you know its him, and you know your life is in danger.

Try to protect yourself from him at all costs, and don’t wander around at night alone.
Beware of him, and be scared of him.
«Aww man Wallem is so scary!!!»

«Javisst»
by Wallemlover June 18, 2020
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