watermelon shit

A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.

Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.

by XileLord March 12, 2011

watermelon pussy

May seem as though one is saying that your pussy is extremely juicy... It is not, your pussy is obviously just too big to do any kind of sexual act what so ever, unless your're dark in color... You know, cuz its watermelon

Dont nobody want yo watermelon pussy tyler

by Thisdudelol247 December 14, 2014

Watermelon Flip Flop

1) A pseudonym used by girls. It usually refers to a guy one of them likes.

2) Jackasses who call their female friends/girls who like them bitches or sluts behind their backs.

3) Douchius Maximus

Dude, watermelon flip flop just called me a bitch!

by fudanhartknda October 2, 2010

Watermelon Run

the act of sticking ur dick in a watermelon and running around ur neighborhood with it while singing "the star spangled banner"

Timmy was doing the watermelon run but got kidnapped by raisins

by autistic golf ball December 17, 2010

Watermelon Queen

A gay male who only wants to bottom for hung black guys.

Ted is such a watermelon queen. He only invites hung black guys into his back door.

by Middleguy12 June 19, 2016

watermelon smoothie

Getting a golden shower while getting breastfeeding milk squirted in your mouth

The man had a stripper give him watermelon smoothie when she gave him a golden shower while she squirted beast milk in his mouth

by London lemongrass May 9, 2019

Watermelon suga high

Made by BTS especially jhope for our lil meow meow. Mostly sung in new interviews for their song "Dynamite". Also comes with a tiny dance by suga

"watermelon suga highhh"

by ArmyLmid-zenieLand September 12, 2020