A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.
Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.
by XileLord March 12, 2011
Get the watermelon shitmug. May seem as though one is saying that your pussy is extremely juicy... It is not, your pussy is obviously just too big to do any kind of sexual act what so ever, unless your're dark in color... You know, cuz its watermelon
by Thisdudelol247 December 14, 2014
Get the watermelon pussymug. i finally find the definition through the history of the internet, IT'S THE NAME OF A SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dolphin tried to swim in lava May 30, 2021
Get the watermelon sugarmug. hope this gets on trending like all the others do
but seriously watermelon sugar is sugar inside a watermelon, god what is wrong with you people?
but seriously watermelon sugar is sugar inside a watermelon, god what is wrong with you people?
jack: this definition of watermelon sugar is the only serious one
john: nah there's others
jack: where?
john: the place where everyone's perfect
john: nah there's others
jack: where?
john: the place where everyone's perfect
by I'm funny I swear April 4, 2021
Get the watermelon sugarmug. The man had a stripper give him watermelon smoothie when she gave him a golden shower while she squirted beast milk in his mouth
by London lemongrass May 9, 2019
Get the watermelon smoothiemug. 
by Ilove5yearolds October 15, 2022
Get the watermelon warriormug.